Im Bernard Madoff Trust Me. – Bernie’s Raising His Hands!
Dear Bernie:
You’ve helped make us so popular this past year, and the fact that you’re an avid user of our Soapopular alcohol-free hand sanitizer speaks volumes.
Sure, alcohol hand sanitizers aren’t allowed in jails, but the point is that you’ve always known that our product makes sense.
So, we’re shouting out to your peeps, and extending a special “friends of the family” 20% savings on all of our alcohol-free hand sanitizer products, including the 24 & 48 pack “office specials” that your officer friends at Butt Hole will apprecaite, as well as any buttheads that are putting alcohol into their hands for the purpose of “cleaning”.
Ha! Better for them to use that Purell to mix into whatever it is they must be drinking!
All you need to do is enter the promotional code HappyHolidays when prompted by the shopping cart at our site: CLICK HERE!
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